Upload the evidence
Drop in a room photo. RoastRoom reads the layout, lighting, clutter, color, and furniture choices before saying a word.
AI interior critic, zero chill
Your room called. It needs a comeback.
Upload a photo for a savage-but-helpful AI critique, then get practical redesign moves that turn every burn into a better room.
Start with one free roast. No design degree required.
AI verdict
“The chair has main-character energy. Everything else is an extra.”
Our promise
Funny first. Useful always.
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No fake praise
Specific feedback based on what is visible in your photo.
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No personal shots
We roast the decor—not the person who lives there.
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No dead-end jokes
Every critique comes with realistic ways to improve.
How RoastRoom works
One photo. Three degrees of honesty.
RoastRoom combines visual analysis, sharp writing, and practical interior guidance in one fast flow.
Get roasted—with receipts
Receive a sharp, funny critique tied to details the AI can actually see. The joke lands, and the advice stays useful.
Build the comeback
Turn every burn into practical redesign ideas, priority fixes, and a share-ready result made for group chats and social posts.
The useful part
A roast you can actually renovate from.
Get prioritized fixes for layout, lighting, color, clutter, and styling—starting with changes that do not require a contractor or a suspiciously large budget.
Every result can include
- The headline roast
- What is not working
- Quick wins to try today
- A stronger design direction
- Share-ready social copy
Pricing
Pick your level of exposure.
Try a roast free, then choose a plan when one questionable room becomes a whole-house situation.
Quick Roast
See what the AI notices before committing.
$0to try
- 1 room roast
- Savage summary
- 3 quick fixes
Best for repeat offenders
Room Reset
For renters, decorators, and serial rearrangers.
$9/month
- 10 room roasts monthly
- Detailed redesign notes
- Share-ready results
- Roast tone controls
Creator
For creators turning questionable rooms into content.
$24/month
- 40 room roasts monthly
- Multiple caption angles
- Downloadable result cards
- Priority processing
Before you upload
Fair questions. Honest answers.
Your room can take it
Ready to hear what everyone else is thinking?
Upload the room. Get the roast. Keep the redesign plan—and maybe retire that lonely accent chair.
Roast my room